Troop 9Songs - Spring Camporee 2007

Zulu Warrior

I come a zimba zimba ziya
I come a zimba zimba zee
I come a zimba zimba ziya
I come a zimba zimba zee

See him there, the zulu warrior
See him there, the zulu chief...chief...chief...chief...
chief...chief...chief...chief...

(Organize the audience into two groups.  After a few practice rounds, Group One continues singing "chief" while Group Two starts over, then the sides switch.  It keeps on repeating with encouragement from the leaders to start softly and sing each round a little louder.  Then encourage each side to compete for volume.  The final round can be heard miles away!).  Excellent song to lead into the surprise appearance of a costumed OA dancer!

If I Weren't a Boy Scout

I'm glad I am a Boy Scout, there's nothing I'd rather be  
But if I weren't a Boy Scout....
  1. A bird watcher I would be -  
    Hark a lark, flying through the park, SPLAT!
  2. A plumber I would be
    Plunge it, flush it, look out below!
  3. A mermaid I would be
    Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop!
  4. A carpenter I would be
    Two by four, two by four, nail it to the floor! OUCH!
    [or] Bang, Bang, Smack, Smack, Show a little butt crack.
  5. A teacher I would be
    Sit down, shut up, throw away your gum!
  6. A flight attendant I would be
    Coffee, tea, or me, sir; here's your little bag. BLEH!
  7. A typist I would be
    Ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ZING!
  8. A hippie I would be
    Love and peace, my hair is full of grease!
    [or] Hey Man! Cool Man! Far out! Wow!
    [or] Peace! Love! Here comes the fuzz!
  9. A farmer I would be
    Here's a cow, there's a cow, and here's another yuck!
    [or] Give, Bessy, give, the baby's gotta live!
  10. A laundry worker I would be
    Starchy here, starchy there, starchy in your underwear!
  11. A cashier I would be
    Twenty nine, forty nine, here's your change, sir!
  12. A gym teacher I would be
    We must, we must, improve the bust!
  13. A medic I would be
    Turn around, drop your pants, jab, jab, jab!
  14. An electrician I would be
    Positive, negative bbzzzzt zap
  15. A fireman I would be
    Jump lady, jump... whoa splat!
  16. A cook I would be
    Mix it, bake it; heartburn-BURP!
  17. A ice cream maker I would be
    Tutti-frutti, tutti-frutti, nice ice cream!
  18. A politician I would be
    Raise the taxes, lower the pay, vote for me on election day!
  19. A butcher I would be
    Chop it up, grind it up, make a little patty!
  20. A garbage collector I would be
    Lift it, dump it, pick out the good stuff
    [or] Pile that garbage. Pile that garbage. Pile it to the sky.
  21. A [Domino's] pizza maker I would be
    30 minute, fast delivery!
  22. A clam digger I would be
    Dig one here, dig one there-Oh my frozen derriere!
  23. Superman I would be
    It's a bird, it's a plane, where is Lois Lane?
  24. Lois Lane I would be
    Get away, get away, get away, Clark Kent!
  25. A cyclist I would be
    peddle, peddle, peddle, peddle; ring, ring, ring!
  26. A truck driver I would be
    Here's a curve, there's a curve. HERE'S A BETTER CURVE!
    [Makes outline of shapely woman.]
  27. A house cleaner I would be
    Ooh, a bug; squish it in the rug!
  28. A baby I would be
    Mama, Dada, I wuv you!
  29. A Preacher I would be
    Well, well, you never can tell; you might go to heaven, or you might go to ...
  30. A DJ I would Be,
    Miles of smiles on the radio dial.
  31. A Stewardess I would be,
    Here's your coffee, here's your tea. here's your paper bag, urrrp
  32. A Baker I would be,
    Donuts! Eclairs! Buy My Buns!
  33. A Lifeguard I would be,
    Save yourself, Man. I'm working on my tan!
    [or] Mouth to Mouth Resuscitate, What a way to get a date.
  34. A Lawyer I would be,
    Honest. I swear, My client wasn't there
  35. An Engineer, I would be,
    Push the button, push the button, kick the darn machine.
  36. A munchkin I would be,
    Follow the road, follow the road, follow the yellow brick road.
  37. A Ranger I would be,
    Get eaten by a bear, see if I care.
  38. A Scoutmaster I would be,
    Do this, do that, Where's my coffee at?
    [or] Do this, do that, Doughnuts make me fat.
  39. An SPL I would be,
    Do this, do that, I think I'll take a nap.
  40. A doctor I would be
    Take a pill; pay my bill! I'm going golfing!
    [or] Needle! Thread! Stick 'em in the head!
  41. A banker I would be,
    Cash the check, what the heck, I'm going golfing.
  42. A Grandma I would be
    Don't cry, here's some pie, I'm going golfing.
  43. A chef I would be,
    French toast, fried chicken, what the heck is that?
  44. A bus driver I would be,
    Swerve, Skid, I almost hit a kid.
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